We, the web-authors appointed by the court to oversee Mr. Khan's community service, hope you enjoy our humble efforts, and we ask you to please refrain from provoking the reformed warlord with anything that might hasten his relapse into past bad behaviors.
Possible provocations include, but are not limited to: foul language, mention of the current date, clothed women, improperly groomed camels, rust, John Wayne, animal rights, MSG, human rights, the Greater Baltimore area, the Great Wall of China, and justice.