Quiz

June 9, 2010

General or Japanese Dessert

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Here’s a little quiz to keep your spear sharp. It quite easy, so long as you remember your classes in central Asian military history and Japanese cooking. you must choose whether the name given is that of one of my stalwart Generals, or a Japanese Dessert.

General or Japanese Dessert?

  1. Jebe
    General

    Dessert


  2. Jochi
    General

    Dessert


  3. Mochi
    General

    Dessert


  4. Manju
    General

    Dessert


  5. Ohagi
    General

    Dessert


  6. Ogedei
    General

    Dessert


  7. Wagashi
    General

    Dessert


  8. Orda
    General

    Dessert


  9. Subutai , Lord of the Uriankhai, Commander of the Western Hordes, Scourge of the Khwarizm
    General

    Dessert


If you get fewer than four, then you are either a cannibal or can’t tell ice cream rice cakes from mounted warriors. If you got between four and six, the disgrace should only follow you for, say, two generations. But if you guessed right more than seven times you shall walk amongst the chosen. In the afterlife you will be cooled by winds with no sand and drink from ponds with no urine. You will not be required to apologize to any of the bugs you smashed or the times during sexual congress where you thought of those you were not with.  You will, however, be required to pay sales tax on all in-state purchases. Them’s the rules.

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